Not For Beginners
An old roommate of mine—this spectacularly housebound, Notes From the Underground sociopath—had a favorite quip: “People think it’s easy doing nothing,” he’d say, then pause, surveying the assortment of overflowing ashtrays that filled his coffee table. Selecting the nearest feasible target, he’d gingerly flip an ash off his cigarette, usually managing to avoid a minor avalanche, then sit back, concluding: “But it’s only easy at first.” A frustrating guy to say the least....