The Silver Lining Party

Green Party candidate Jeremy Karpen says that as he was greeting voters outside his Logan Square polling place on Election Day, he watched the same scenario time and again. A campaign worker for 39th District state rep Toni Berrios, whom Karpen was trying to unseat, would pull a voter aside, greet him familiarly in Spanish, hand him a palm card . . . and then tell him that Karpen was with the Tea Party....

May 20, 2022 · 3 min · 514 words · Judith Garner

The Space Heater

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » The long, diverse district stretches along the lakefront from the Gold Coast to South Shore, and since 2006 it’s been represented by Elga Jeffries, who was picked by Democratic committeemen after rep Lovana “Lou” Jones died. But Jeffries is widely considered a goner after a quiet stint in the legislature, and four others have lined up to take her on....

May 20, 2022 · 2 min · 303 words · Donna Pinard

The Two Jacks

CASINO JACK This harsh philosophy emerges in the very first scene, as Abramoff brushes his teeth in an office men’s room and addresses himself in the mirror. “Mediocrity is where most people live,” he observes. “Mediocrity is the elephant in the room. It’s ubiquitous. Mediocrity [is] in your schools, it’s in your dreams, it’s in your family. . . And those of us who know this, those of us who understand the disease of the dull, we do something about it....

May 20, 2022 · 2 min · 324 words · Ruth Connolly

Tribune Austerity At The Gridiron Club Dinner

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » The seat belonged to Zell as CEO of the Tribune Company because the president of the Gridiron Club is Dick Cooper — formerly of the Los Angeles Times but now, technically, of the Tribune Company’s combined Washington bureau. Since Zell wasn’t going to the March 21 dinner, his seat was passed down to Tony Hunter, publisher of the Chicago Tribune....

May 20, 2022 · 1 min · 185 words · Raymond Jordan

Vacation Dispatch Canadian Columnist Sneers At Tim Russert And His Celebrity Mourners

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » A nastily contrariwise way of remembering Tim Russert was published Friday in Canada’s most important newspaper, the Globe and Mail, by one of its best-known columnists, Rick Salutin. Russert was a familiar face on the TV screens of millions of Canadians, but even so he was a foreigner, and Salutin examined him phenomenologically, as Canadian intellectuals like to examine Americans....

May 20, 2022 · 2 min · 279 words · John Brashier

Warped Tour

The Warped Tour returns to the First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre (I-80 and Harlem in Tinley Park) on Sat 7/31 with a full-to-bursting bill of punk rock, hardcore, emo, crunkcore, ska, metalcore, and more. Of the more than 70 bands spread across the festival’s seven stages, several have been around the block a few times, including local heroes Alkaline Trio, California pop-punk troopers Face to Face, “up the punx” loyalists the Casualties, ska punks Reel Big Fish, and mid-90s skate-punk mainstays Pennywise....

May 20, 2022 · 1 min · 184 words · Marvin Cota

Where Bloggers Dodge Beers

A recent post on one Rogers Park blog began: “Proof that Barack Obama is a friend of Satan.” Another asks, “Commander Sobczyk, what are you planning to do about GANGS, sir, like the Latin Kings, Gangster Disciples, and whatever other SCUM roam the streets of the 24th District?” Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » “Of the tens of thousands of local officials in the United States, the choice of a shady, ineffective, unresponsive official like Joe Moore seems odd indeed,” Tom Mannis wrote at the Chicago News Bench (rogersparkbench....

May 20, 2022 · 2 min · 264 words · Dorothy Hodges

Will The Games Displace Their Games Quigley The Brave

To hear some tell it, when Chicago was selected as the U.S. candidate for the 2016 Summer Olympic games a few weeks ago, the citizenry rejoiced. “Chicago sports fans cheer a victory unlike any other,” read a headline in the April 15 Chicago Tribune; the article went on to describe the joyous celebration at ESPN Zone in River North. Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » “This all about moving people out, brother,” said Louis Carter, a softball player....

May 20, 2022 · 2 min · 346 words · Phillip Dunbar

12 O Clock Track Purple Snowflakes A Seasonal Gem By Marvin Gaye

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » I don’t have a blanket disdain for Christmas music like most folks I know. As a kid I eagerly awaited the end of Thanksgiving because it marked the date I could start irritating my mother by playing her holiday records. That doesn’t mean I have much of a stomach for the holiday music piped in at every retail establishment around the corner—I find most of it cloying and schmaltzy....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 301 words · Marc Kawamura

A Toddler Can T Change His Stripes I Guess

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » Stroger’s biggest problem has never been nepotism or financial mismanagement. He’s an incompetent boob, which may be the only unforgivable sin in Chicago politics. No matter what happens with Dunnings, my favorite Stroger mishap will always be Cook County Magazine. It’s not so much that he invested taxpayer money in thinly-veiled hagiography, it’s that he fucked it up so badly it had to be scrapped....

May 19, 2022 · 1 min · 213 words · James Hoover

Baubles And Bits And Bobs At Rogers Park S Towbar

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » Beats me (maybe it’s affectionate, like Spanish diminutives?), but Towbar, a coffeehouse and cafe that opened in Rogers Park earlier this year, has a grown-up menu notwithstanding its “bevvies” and “butties.” All three owners are from England—husband-and-wife Jamie and Debbie Evans are native Liverpudlians—but Debbie says she’s always been more interested in European cooking, which she taught in Japan at one time....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 315 words · Roger Warner

Best Macarons

Macaron Chicago macaronchicago.com Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » Someday sociologists will look back at the Great Macaron Craze of 2010 and wonder how a French treat that existed in semiobscurity for centuries suddenly seemed to be everywhere in the food world. Part of the answer surely has to do with affordable luxury in an economic downturn; for not much more than a buck, you can nosh on something that combines the delicate sophistication of an Alinea amuse-bouche with the sugar rush of a Krispy Kreme doughnut....

May 19, 2022 · 1 min · 156 words · Antonio Young

Best Place Where Music And Clothes Meet

The bond between local hip-hop acts and the folks behind this city’s streetwear stores and brands is tight, and the lines between the communities are often blurred as folks from both scenes are friends and collaborators—for example, Jugrnaut co-owner Manny Rodriguez DJs for rapper and one-man pizza party ShowYouSuck. Walk into Leaders 1354 or Saint Alfred any day of the week and there’s a good chance you’ll see a rapper or producer whose tracks have recently been featured on Fake Shore Drive, Ruby Hornet, or Elevator hanging out or leisurely perusing new gear....

May 19, 2022 · 1 min · 191 words · Alex Sandoz

Biggest Sketchfest Ever

Brain fathered by Brian Posen—whose other brainchildren include Stage 773 and Street Tempo Theatre—the Chicago Sketchfest heads into its twelfth year promising the “largest sketch comedy festival America has ever seen.” Stretched over two consecutive weekends, the fest will roll some 130 troupes through Stage 773’s four theaters. Two of those troupes are musical improv ensemble Cupid Players (Sat 1/5 and 1/12, 8 PM) and silent improv trio Bri-Ko (Sat 1/5 and 1/12, 11 PM), both of which feature—you guessed it—Posen....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 221 words · Lorette Trout

Cameron Esposito Headlines Freedom Fest

On Wednesday, June 26, Cameron Esposito ended a set in her new home of Los Angeles by saying, “Thanks a lot, Supreme Court, for burning all of my material.” That was the day SCOTUS handed down two decisions that are bright spots in a session that undermined other civil rights protections, repealing the Defense of Marriage Act and letting stand a lower-court ruling that California’s ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 219 words · Charles Morris

Gossip Wolf Songs For Plants

This Wolf has read that plants are partial to the bass frequencies of house music, but we haven’t heard about somebody writing songs for our green friends since Stevie Wonder “branched out” with Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants in 1979. Anyway, mutton­chopped tubaist Mark Messing, leader of local gonzo marching band Mucca Pazza, has composed some tunes about the plants at the Garfield Park Conservatory—and he wants everyone to sing along....

May 19, 2022 · 1 min · 165 words · Barbara Savell

How Much Time Slippage Occurs At Higher Altitudes

I read recently that “time . . . passes more quickly when gravity is reduced.” Assuming gravity is reduced at higher altitudes, that means time goes by faster in Santa Fe than in Poughkeepsie. What’s up with that? —Chris in SF, NM Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » You heard right, Chris. But unless you’re way more anal than anybody I want living in my reference frame, you won’t have to reset your watch....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 372 words · Susan Solt

Is Lou A Closet Stathead

Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites » For years, baseball statistical experts from Bill James on down have been debating the role of the closer. Is it best to save your best relief pitcher for the ninth inning and the last three outs? Or should he be deployed in the middle innings, when it might be the actual critical moment of the game, say, with runners on in the sixth or seventh inning and the opponents’ heart of the order coming up?...

May 19, 2022 · 1 min · 195 words · Jason Donohoe

Kosmyk Charlie S Y2K Catastrophe Ale From Central Waters It S A Mouthful

I have a slightly ambivalent relationship* with barleywines. Done right, they’re one of my favorite kinds of beer in the wintertime, but because of their high alcohol content—usually pushing double digits—and the concomitant need to heap a whole bunch of crap into the mash tun when brewing them, they sometimes turn out hot and harsh, with a mess of big flavors clanging discordantly. Time usually mellows a beer that’s strong enough to cellar, so I was encouraged by Central Waters‘ claim that their Y2K barleywine—more properly called Kosmyk Charlie’s Y2K Catastrophe Ale and “originally designed for the Y2K survival kit,” whatever that means—is aged for a year before it reaches the drinking public....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 242 words · Robert Reid

Letters

“We are people who don’t want to eat meat with poop in it; you are people that sell poopy meat. Why is it hard to understand the disconnect?” While this is true of shopping bags, I do not believe giving bags made of corn a bad name is a helpful or “green” plan and doing so could cause some damage to the movement. As an alternative to garbage bags or dog waste bags, bags made of corn are the best thing on the market....

May 19, 2022 · 2 min · 386 words · Frank Seagraves