See the rest of our (almost) romance-free ode to Valentine’s Day.

#LeastRomantic We had to cut our honeymoon to 3 days so that hubs wouldn’t miss bowling league.

— shelly larson (@sl220) January 22, 2013

@chicago_reader For Valentines Day, MrsJM’s previous boyfriend took her to see “Silence of the Lambs” #LeastRomantic #ThanxForLoweringTheBar

— MrJM (@misterjayem) January 22, 2013

Fella takes me out for ice cream… To McDonald’s. And then ordered himself a cup of water. Sheesh. #LeastRomantic @chicago_reader

— DavidWesleyMitchell (@certainlydavid) January 22, 2013

At BP, my boyfriend got out of car & filled my gas tank. Through window crack he said, “Happy anniversary.” #LeastRomantic @chicago_reader

— Dorothy Schultz (@dorykins) January 22, 2013

My ex-boyfriend once ditched me last-minute on my birthday so he could go see Jello Biafra. @chicago_reader #LeastRomantic

— Becca (@OMGSammiches) January 23, 2013

Once shared a twin bed with two ppl having sex, we all had breakfast the next morning @chicago_reader #leastromantic

— dw (@syndactylism) January 23, 2013

@chicago_reader he made me pick him up bc of his recent DUI, split the bill, and told a rape joke. It was rough.#LeastRomantic

— Katie DeBruhl (@KatieDeBruhl) January 24, 2013

My ex-boyfriend gave me a box of Godiva chocolates. Found out they were regifted: From his grandmother.#LeastRomantic @chicago_reader

— Anthea Fisher (@AntheaFisher) January 23, 2013

1st date: he tells me of his recent heart failure, he was kinda homeless bc a squatter wouldnt leave his apt & he didnt pay #LeastRomantic

— Ann/Rad (@annradtweets) January 23, 2013

Guy asked me on a first date to the zoo but was 2hrs late to pick me up b/c he was sleeping (at 3pm) & brought a friend along #LeastRomantic

— Paige Myers (@PAIGEMeee) January 23, 2013

went geocaching in -10 degree January Ohio weather. Couldn’t find the container and ended up with frostbite #LeastRomantic

— Hillary Kenyon (@HillaryKenyon) January 24, 2013