Rahm Emanuel
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Satan
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That mold in my shower that is completely resistant to bleach.
Godzilla
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Anyone
Anyone!
Anyone!!
ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone! Please!
Any Woman
Anyone but…
Anyone else
Anyone, really.
Anyone. Seriously. ANYONE.
Anyone who can put an English sentence together correctly.
Literally anyone
Anyone at all
Anyone who is not a Daley
Anyone outside of the Daley machine
William M. Daley
Anybody with a brain
Anyone who is breathing
Any Dog Catcher will do.
Any Republican
Someone who actually cares about people and not money
Someone who would beat him
I don’t care if it’s a well-trained circus seal as long as SOMEONE beats him.
No one
No one … unless it’s
another Daley … having a Daley as mayor is as Chicago as saying pop
