East-side drill-scene wunderkind, YouTube sensation, and brand-new Interscope signee Chief Keef is having the best summer of any 16-year-old in the history of the known universe. How do we know? Twitter, of course! As the saying goes, to the victor go the spoils—and judging by his feed, the Chief’s been spreading the spoils around. And why not? He’s got lettuce stacked like a fucking Dominick‘s! Dude feels like taking his sister out for a mega shopping expedition? Keef’s got the receipts. He saved $450.00! True Religion jeans? He’s got a pair for every day of the mother-grabbing year! And in case you thought that wealth and fame might lead him down a dark path, he’s tweeted that he and his crew “don’t fuck wit illuminati.” (Looks like a Sea-Doo ride is more his speed.) As this Wolf always says: If you can outspend ’em, why join ’em?
