“Think about it: after September 11th, if there was a call from the president to get us off foreign oil to stop funding the very terrorists who had just attacked us, every American would have said, ‘how can I do my part?’ This administration failed to believe in what we can achieve as a nation, when all of us work together.”

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Oh, shit, Keith Olbermann just brutalized McCain. Going out to commercial, he said something like this–“Hillary Clinton set to speak… introduced by her daughter Chelsea, once the target of a horrible joke by John McCain.” That may have been the most effective attack of the night. You see how being a partisan Democrat can be frustrating? Speaking of mean attack jokes, the comments at The Poor Man Institute (“Resident Evil Syndrome”) are cracking me up.

Quoth my fellow convention-watcher: “How does Bill Clinton make that face? That tears-just-about-to-well-up face?”

When Hillary talked about how awesome America was under President Clinton I think Bill had a little petit mort. When I say that he looks like a pig in shit I mean that as a compliment. I like seeing people happy.