QI’m a male sub looking for porn videos catering to a femme dom audience. I’m not talking about porn directed by men for submissive men, but porn targeting the appetites of the dominatrix. I’m not looking for soft-core bondage pictures of men or any other gay porn. I am looking for hetero femme dom porn videos aimed at women, with well-groomed male slaves. I’m not looking for yet another video of penis torture and/or anal rape, where the female “dom” inevitably gives her slave a blow job. Femme dom porn with vampire and werewolf themes would be perfect. Any suggestions? —Seeking Hot Erotica Beloved of Superior Sex
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But don’t despair, SHEBOSS, there is a little porn out there for you. As kinky blogger Catwoman notes, the best femme dom porn is produced by advertising agencies, not porn companies. Dig around the archives of Catwoman’s blog (earthacatslair.blogspot.com), SHEBOSS, and you’ll find plenty of examples of clean-cut boys serving dominant women in print and television ads created to sell shoes, clothes, cars, etc to women—no pegging, no CBT, no blow jobs, no unkempt slave boys. No vampires or werewolves either, sadly, but a boy can’t have everything.
Oh, and a note to gay dudes into visual depictions of well-groomed gay male slaves (and all those straight women and lesbians out there who like gay porn too): BoundGods.com goes live August 1. The all-male bondage site was created for Kink.com by Van Darkholme—porn star, bondage artist, author, and occasional Savage Love guest expert. Check it out.
I don’t know what to do. It took multiple medication adjustments to find something that left me able to function as a mother and a human being (minus, you know, the sex thing), so the thought of messing with my meds terrifies me. So should my husband dump the motherfucker (me!) already? (Please say no!) And please remember when you answer that I really, really, really love you, in a nonperverse sort of way, and if you’re harsh, I’ll be crushed. —New England Girl Doesn’t
QThere’s only one way to make amends for your canned-ham crack, Dan. To balance the scales for the canned-ham slight, open up a contest finding the least sexy description of a penis. Fair’s fair. —Jeff
I dumped the motherfucker already, Dan, so I’m single, 26, GGG, and ready to take on this city’s male population. Thanks for schooling me on how to detect the assholes, and how to be vocal about my own needs! —J.
