QI feel ridiculous e-mailing you about this, but I figure that if anyone has seen or heard of all manner of asshole behavior during sex, it would be you.

Very.

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Hell, JC, you did precisely what I would have urged you to do had I been in the room. Of course, the second-to-last thing a straight girl needs in the room with her when she’s losing her virginity to some asshole straight boy is a gay man twice her age desperately trying to get out. But if I had been there, JC, and realized what was going on, I would’ve stopped trying to break down your locked bedroom door long enough to give your boyfriend—aka the last thing you needed in the room that night—something to cry about for real.

What.

AThe women you’ve dated were up for every kink you “threw at them,” CPSP, until you tossed out the kinks you actually care about, the ones that make your dick rock hard, and then you got ewwwgrossed every time.

QI’m a 21-year-old, good-looking, sexually active single woman. I have never had a boyfriend, but I have many guy friends who tell me that I’m great. Is it that men don’t want to date me, or is my lack of putting up with bullshit getting me into trouble? —Alone Again Unnaturally

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