Q Recently, I celebrated my first year of marriage to the most amazing man. When we first began dating, he told me that he enjoys open sexuality and wants swinging to be part of any partnership he’s in. I regard myself as free-spirited and agreed to explore this with him. We delayed experimentation because I had a stressful job and I wanted to spend my limited free time with him instead of having multiple partners. My work situation changed, and we have since had about a dozen experiences in the past year.
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I’d appreciate your straight, honest feedback on this. —Sex Best One-on-One
A Straight, honest feedback: you are an idiot. Your husband informed you in advance about his preferences; you knew going in that your husband could never be satisfied in a marriage that didn’t involve “open sexuality” and swinging. Don’t come crying to me now because the man you married actually wants to have sex with other people. You knew that before you married him, SBOOO, because he fucking told you so.
Sorry, SBOOO, you picked the wrong adviser. You want and always wanted a monogamous commitment—free spirit, my ass. Your husband didn’t and doesn’t. Don’t drag this out. You are—surprise!—sexually incompatible. Divorce. Get it over with.
A Two orgasm-denial questions in two weeks—it’s officially a trend! Can a Good Morning America segment be far behind?
