I’ve got a confusing issue with my girlfriend. Our relationship was going great until I caught her having an emotional affair via MySpace. She swore never to hurt me again. Well, I recently found out that she posted an ad looking for NSA sex. She responded to several people who contacted her. When confronted, she encouraged me to look through her e-mail to prove her innocence, but her e-mail proved her guilt. There was tons of evidence that she’d been planning an affair–naked pics in her e-mails, contact information, pictures of guys. She says she doesn’t remember doing any of these things.
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Low-down dirty liar or victim of drug-induced amnesia–does it really matter which, DBTD? Because here’s what we know for sure: stay with this woman and you’re going to be lied to, cheated on, and manipulated. Does it make it better if she can point to her meds and claim that the side effects–drowsiness, blurred vision, selective memory, serial infidelity–made her post those ads, send those pictures, and possibly fuck those other dudes?
I’m a single straight guy who really enjoys performing oral sex on women. A few years ago I experimented with coke and ecstasy. The combo made me incredibly horny, but I couldn’t get an erection–so I gave girls head for hours and loved every second. Now I find myself seeking out escorts. I pay them to lie back and let me eat. It’s even better if the girl is nonchalant about it–sending text messages, doing my blow, drinking champagne. I lose control and bury my face in muff for hours. Why does this turn me on? How do I stop? What’s this about? –Worried Over Oral Fixation
How do you stop? You stop.
Alcohol: deadlier than cocaine and ecstasy (and mescaline, roofies, peyote, and pot, which by the way has no lethal dose) and it’ll make your half sister stick her tongue in your mouth. Eesh.
