I’ve been married to my husband for two years and have been with him for four. I’m a little dominant, but beyond that nothing too out-there. My husband, on the other hand, is a diaper-loving, transvestite adult baby.

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He says he knows he’s being selfish, but he’s just not interested in regular sex. Then he cries and says he’s a freak and he doesn’t know why I stay with him. I’m very close to walking out and taking a break, even though I believe that marriage is for life. I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything I can think of, even compromising the “my turn” rule by letting him whine and cry and pretend to be a baby during my turn.

I’m tired of my baby girl; I want my husband back. –Beyond Annoyed

“Dump the honest foot fetishist,” I warned a woman a few weeks ago, “and I guarantee that you will marry the dishonest necrophiliac.” That’s the Karmic Rule of Kink. But vanilla partners are not the only ones subject to KROK. For kinksters lucky enough to find generous vanilla partners, the somewhat less pithy version of KROK goes like this: “Drive off an indulgent, understanding, adventurous partner by failing to joyfully accommodate his or her desires for vanilla sex and you will never get your kinky rocks off again without having to pay a professional $500 an hour to put up with your bullshit.”

Thanks for sharing, NWSO.