I am a recently married 30-year-old straight guy. My wife is great, and in fact we have a baby on the way. My relationship with my wife is a good one. We married for all the right reasons after a long courtship. My problem lies with my addiction, if you will, to receiving head from a particular male. He performs his work with a level of skill that no one has ever matched. My cock is above average in size, closing in on ten inches. The guy performs wonders; it’s mind-boggling. As much as I’d like to quit this activity, it’s just so good that I can’t. I don’t go around looking for others. I have an exclusive arrangement with him. I walk in, unzip, get off, and go. My wife doesn’t like to perform oral sex, and when she does she won’t really take more than the tip. In fact, I’ve never met a woman who can perform as well as this guy.
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As much as I hate to come between a gay brother and closing-in-on-ten-inches of straight cock, DDD, you must stop seeing this wonder-performing, mind-boggling cum dump. I admire your finely honed sense of right and wrong, to say nothing of your ability to accept blow jobs from a dude while still identifying as straight (seriously–I do admire that), but your myopia on one aspect of this arrangement seems, well, I’ll be charitable and say thoughtless. Two more drinks and I’d be calling your myopia willful and you dishonest.
Surely, DDD, you realize that while you enjoy an exclusive arrangement with him, it’s highly unlikely that he enjoys an exclusive arrangement with you. The kind of gay man who gets off on orally servicing a straight man–the straight guy walks in, unzips, gets off, and goes, no reciprocation, no American Idol gossip (Sanjaya? Pro? Con?)–typically doesn’t limit himself to one frustrated, head-deprived straight man. You’re probably just one of the many men your cum dump currently services.
Blow jobs are hard work, as you know, and it’s inconsiderate for a dude to draw one out endlessly. So no, HACB, you have a right to expect a guy to come in a reasonable amount of time, and a guy who holds back and fights off his orgasm is being selfish and inconsiderate.
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