QI’m a 52-year-old male, divorced for the past eight years. I recently broke off a five-year relationship with a woman two years my senior. About six weeks ago, a new female worker started in our office. We’re really hitting it off and, frankly, I’ve fallen for her—hard! However, she is 36, never married, and I have not asked her out yet, but I definitely want to. In fact, I want to marry her.
And speaking of the so totally holy and supersacred institution of marriage…
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When two dudes get married, the marriage-is-between-one-man-and-one-woman brigades crap their collective pants, vomit up ten thousand press releases, and run in circles screaming about all the hurricanes and earthquakes and unattractive haircuts that Our Loving Father™ is gonna rain down on our heads if we don’t pry Adam off Steve right fucking now.
AHold your ground, BRF. If he wants to buy a house and plan a future with you, tell him you’re down with that—so long as you’re married. If he doesn’t want to marry you, tell him he’ll have to do all that future crap with someone else.
AProvided you’re not coming across like Eliot Spitzer doing a press conference—that is, provided you don’t look and sound like a serial killer who just got caught with a suitcase full of women’s skins—all you have to do differently, NKATE, is make sure the girlfriend understands that drama and charades are requirements, not requests. Tell her that, being a decent sort, you would like to explore your run-of-the-mill kinks with your girlfriend. If she isn’t willing to explore with you, well, then she’s the wrong girlfriend for you and you’re the wrong boyfriend for her. Shake hands and say good-bye. Then keep having these convos with the women you date until you find someone who shares your kinks or is GGG enough to indulge them.
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