This formerly frustrated wife, separated after eight years of marriage, is acting on the stuff I fantasized about while I was with my straitlaced husband. I’ve done the sex-friends thing and the sex-in-a-hotel-with-a-stranger-during-a-business-trip thing, but I have yet to do the one thing I’m most interested in: a threesome with two men. I have ads up on two Web sites–Lavalife and seeking arrangement.com–and I want your opinion about a guy I chatted with regarding a two-man/one-woman threesome. I’ve enclosed the entire chat for you to read. Have I found the guy? Or is he a closeted homosexual? Or a sex offender? I have a gay male friend who’s curious enough about women to give it a go. Is this my other guy? –Woman Enjoys Tag Teaming

GTB: I was alone on an overnight train ride and a guy approached me, overpowered me, and dragged me into a sleeping compartment. By the time I came to, he was already well underway working on me

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WETT: didn’t know that could be done. what were those steps?

PS: I attached a couple of photos . . . to get your attention!

Thanks for sharing, MADMILK–and thanks for the mental images that only a month’s worth of heavy drinking will be able to erase. And speaking of kink . . .

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