Q Longtime reader, first-time mailer.
A Congrats on the birth of your son, GGGLLAM, and here, at your request, is my advice for the hard-up teenage boy:
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You’re having a hard time getting girls. That sucks. I remember what it was like when I was a young teenager and wanted boys and couldn’t get any. It sucked. But the sad fact is that most young teenage boys are repulsive—that is, they’re half-formed works in progress. Girls physically mature more quickly than boys, which means most girls your age already look like young women, and they’re generally attracted to (slightly) older boys—and there you are, aching for your first girlfriend but still looking like a short, hairless chimp.
(N.B.: The above advice was for a straight teenage boy. Gay teenage boys should read some boys where I said girls, anus where I said vagina, and prostate where I said clitoris.)
Anyway, yeah, it sure sounds like you’re into women, SITQIALS. Your cross-dressing and role-playing fantasies are all about your bone for women and femininity. You dig women so much you want to play the role of the woman—you want to look like a woman, be treated like a woman, get fucked like a woman. But in your fantasy scenarios, SITQIALS, men aren’t human beings and sex partners, men aren’t people with whom you could potentially have relationships. They’re props, the finishing touch that completes your ensemble.
(1) Could you remind people that if they’re going to cheat on their partner, they need to use protection?
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