Q I lost my virginity last night.
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It’s possible that your girlfriend is a bad kisser/blower. Just because you’re a virgin—or were a virgin—doesn’t mean you’re going to automatically click with the first woman you sleep with. It’s possible that, however much you like this girl, you’re just not sexually and/or chemically compatible. But sex is a skill that takes time and practice to acquire. It may take a little time and some experimentation to discover what works for you.
And no more death grip—period. When you masturbate, use your nondominant hand, a lighter grip, or perhaps a Fleshlight.
Q I have a new girlfriend. She likes me to eat her cream pie after we have sex. She does get off again, and squirts most of the time when I do it. No one has ever asked me to do this before. Is she crazy? Am I for doing it? —Not a Cream Pie Lover Yet
I’ve got some space to kill, so here are a few Savage Love programming notes: my recently announced celebrity crush—Stefon on SNL as portrayed by Bill Hader—is no longer operative. My new celebrity crush is Branden Hayward, the actor who plays the cute-but-dim young husband in those Rhapsody commercials. Sigh.
