Q I was recently told that I’m being puritanical and self-righteous because I can’t get over the fact that my partner spends a good deal of time seeking out pictures of very young girls to masturbate to. Nothing illegal, he says, but still . . .
Your partner is chock full o’ shit, HSITIMBACM, as my own experiences with porn demonstrate. I’ve been consuming gay porn for 20-plus years now, and I have yet to “escalate” to YouTube videos of ten-year-old boys doing whatever it is ten-year-old boys do in the videos they upload to YouTube. Are they jumping on trampolines? Lighting their farts? Writing Sarah Palin’s Facebook status updates? I don’t know, because I’ve never checked.
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A You had me at “fight with a screwdriver,” CRUST; there was really no need to include that detail about the crust.
Q I’ve been spending my summer vacation reading through the Savage Love archives on your new Savage Love iPhone app. I was wondering if you ever heard from any of those people again, telling you how things turned out? I’d like to think that people were able to work through their mismatched-interest issues with partners, or that the poor guy with the botched circumcision whose penis no longer had a head was able to get some sexual satisfaction.
