Q You are known far and wide as an arbiter of all aspects of sex and especially definitions of sex, so we’re hoping that you’ll give your definitive opinion on an interesting conundrum.
A Let’s say you and I met in a bar, DEFINE, while the wife was out of town, and we hit it off. And let’s say I took you home, stripped you naked, made out with you, sucked your dick, ate your ass, spanked you, tossed you in a sling, fist-fucked you, and then—with my right arm buried up to my elbow in your ass—slowly stroked you with my left hand until you blew a massive load all over your stomach, chest, and face.
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A Oh, Penny, I’m so sorry. Best wishes for his full and speedy recovery. If you’re on Facebook—and who isn’t?—please join Jon’s support group.
And who deserves the credit? Not me. The credit is yours, dear readers. It’s thanks to you that SpreadingSantorum.com—a blog I haven’t updated since July 2004—remains the number one hit on Google when you search “santorum.” It was a Savage Love reader who first suggested that we usurp Rick Santorum’s name, another Savage Love reader who suggested the “frothy mixture” definition, and Savage Love readers who chose the winning definition in a free and fair election. Well done, gang.
If SpreadingSantorum.com is going to remain Google’s top hit when you search “santorum”—and it should—then the site needs to come back to life. So I’m looking for a few good folks who want to torment Rick Santorum by following every twist and turn of his sure-to-be-disastrous run for the White House on SpreadingSantorum.com. (I may dip in every once in a while and post myself.) It would be helpful if one of the people posting to SpreadingSantorum.com was in Iowa, and it couldn’t hurt to have someone in New Hampshire, but you don’t have to live in either of those states. It would be labor of love (read: a nonpaying gig) but you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you’re driving Rick Santorum and his supporters absolutely batshit.
